I wanted a t-shirt that says "This Is What A Feminist Looks Like", so I asked Google. First I found this page, which has other quite cool shirts too, like:
"I have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat."—Rebecca West, 1913.
And the frankly embarrassing (for the Republican party):
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."—Rev. Pat Robertson at the 1992 Republican Convention.
(Actually, it occurs to me that only one of those things is in itself a bad thing; it’s as sad that he thinks they’re bad as that he thinks feminism causes them.)
Since that’s in the US, and shipping would apparently cost more than the shirt itself, I went looking for UK suppliers, and came across the Fawcett Society, which has a page of famous feminists; the list includes Bill Bailey ("Three women walk into a pub and say, ‘Hooray, we’ve colonised a male-dominated joke format’") and Patrick Stewart ("I am doing this for my Mother who earned 3 pounds10 shillings for working a forty hour week in a weaving shed."). It’s good to know that people I respect share my views.
If you’re interested, that page also has a link to an order form for the t-shirts, which are £9 each plus £2 P&P each. If you poke me in the next couple of days, I can order more at once.